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[20 Sep 2003|12:48pm] |
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Liek was sayed, MORI-KUN has lievjournal now!!!!!1 ^________^ Be Mori-kun's friend, be Shingo's friend! ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) morikatsu! It is not a food, it is a MORI-KUN!!!! ^_____^ Maybe six true love is not far away dreaming!!
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| 久しぶりだ！！ |
[20 Sep 2003|10:23am] |
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Hallo foreign fan of SMAP firends!!!!!! Do you miss Shingo Katori? Now you miss less because of DIET SHINGO! ^___^ do you all buy to see my new body? What does it think? I show butts because An An magazin do not want to show my butts anymore, they want show V6 Okada's butts. T__T Is Shingo the getting old? I ask Tsuyopon and he call me horse-deer. "26 years is not the older age!" he says. Many of the Johnnys idol are older me, liek rest of SMAP and Tonieth Centurry and also member TOKIO. Do we getting too old? T__T I worry about image, reason I do DIET SHINGO book. I hope that Goro-chan read it, and not just joke in SMAPxSMAP where he is sumo. Goro-chan need Shingo's help. ^^;; Good lack, Goro-chan!!1
Do you all see Kimura-kun and me winning teh watches from Will Smith?? Nakai-kun keep mine in pants, Will Smith get for me. Not first thing I have been down Nakai-kun's pants!!1 Haha!! ^___^
When I was not teh posting, rest of Five Genius Man SMAP get livejournal but not telling me. I see I am their friend, I think "why was they not telling??/" Kimura-kun probaby want look like better Shingo again, like when he come on SMAStation. "My English is bad!" he say. I find out later day from Garthe-san Kimura-kkun pay him 2 million yen to teach him fluentry. ずるいよ！！ >_< I tell Mori-kun, want hit with vibrating bike but I say NO!!!1 For sake of SMAP do not! But i get him promise make rivejournal, maybe he post soon!!1 Be the happiness, forieng fan of SMAP friend!!
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| 久しぶりだ！ |
[06 Jul 2003|04:55am] |
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みんな元気かい？！ oh! I am sorry, foreign fan of SMAP friend, it is verry late, verry tired. Also verry drunk!!1soEnglish is teh forgeting T_T Are all well? Missing of friend, Shingo Katori? ^__^ Do you all buy SMAP 016 MIJ?? tel your thinking to me!!! Do you like, 「がんばれ王子」? In song, I am PRINCE!! Not foreign fan of SMAP friend singer with the purple raining, like Aiko-sama father! I try win love of Shingomama, Chonan Kan help me. This song verry meaning. Sometime, I look in miror as Shingomama,think, "Shingo! You are verry sexy as woman!" But maybe I think this is not good talk.
Are you all tickets for MIJ tour?? Nakai-kun, Tsuyopon, I all have the hangovers but this is SMAP tradition!! Right now we are making the hangover, Tsuyopon pass out hour ago, Nakai-kun talking loud story. Somehow Arasi's Ohno-kun do not respect him nicely, I think he say? I do not understand. Nakai-kun verry starnge lately, listen「TOILET PAPER MAN」.
Tour is verry fun because drinking, seeing fan of SMAP friend enjoy the beautiful sexy SMAP show!!1 but also lonley. I want to meet Mori-kun T__T
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[30 Apr 2003|01:53pm] |
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i am SO SORRY fan of SMAP foriegn friend friends!!1 i am currently at Mori-kun's house having the drinking party. Is it the party with only 2? ^___^; Whatever is, I am now the verry drinking, and post maybe the crazy thing. Prease do not listn!!11 WHEEE returns to the vibrating Mo--bike! Yes it is the bike. Mori-kun, type something!!!!!! &___^
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慎吾ちゃん、もういいんだ。飲みすぎたぞ。
Mori-kun is not the fun!!! T__T i want him speak the Enlgsh but he say he not know. he only know vibrating....bike!! BIKE!!!
HI TSUYOPON!!! I CAN HIDNG RITTLE SHINGO TOO!!!11 ^______^
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| A formal apology. |
[30 Apr 2003|01:44pm] |
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Good afternoon, my beloved fans. I, Shingo Katori, have a confession to make to you all today. I have been living a lie for far too long. You see, many of you have come to know me as the "cute" member of the group SMAP, the "stupid" one (well, whether that role falls on me or my compatriot Gorou is up for debate, I suppose). I cannot lie to the public any longer. I am actually fluent in English, as you can see from this message. I secretly attended high school, and completed an extremely successful study abroad at Oxford. I hold an IQ of 225, and am currently debating in what subject to pursue my next Master's Degree.
But, being a member of a largely successful pop group, I knew all too well that a boy genius did not an idol make. So I have been hiding my intellect from you all for over a decade. Every time I purposefully speak broken English in that hideous fake accent, a little part of me dies inside, but I know it is what my fans truly desire. I did it out of love for you all.
But in the 26th year of my life, I feel that I have been continuing this charade for far too long. Therefore, I decided to come clean to you all here. I hope you will continue to support me as the true Shingo Katori makes his debut. Thank you all.
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[24 Mar 2003|11:44am] |
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This morning on way to work, only song hear on radio was なんでだろ？. Do you know? It is now the big hit by funny people Tetsu and Tomo. At first, it very funny. Then, it get not as funny. tsuyoshi_smap and I do the parody on SMAPxSMAP, call なんでかな？ and wear wig and dance like horse-deer. We do this a lot on SMAPxSMAP! ^__^ But now, song is very exhausting, no longer the funny at all. One day I see mother and childs in park, little girl is sitting like yankii. THis is not the girlish sit. So mother say "you are a girl but you are sitting like a boy....なんでだろ？" and little girl stop sit like yankii. When the parent use for scolding, song is no longer coolness. If I hear parent use 世界に一つだけの花 to make childs stop picking nose, I will be very sad. T__T When I go Hokkaido as Shingo Sensei, I not sing なんでだろ？ to the childs. I try to kiss them and they cry, but that is other story!! Anyway, I want to tell foreign fan of SMAP friend that I am not the liking of なんでだろ？ anymore. If you come like ninja to Fuji Terebi, please do not be singing the なんでだろ？ song. Instead, bring big korokke, I like very much. ^__^
Now I must go, lunch with Tsuyopon. Remember to be watching SMAPxSMAP tonight at 10! If foreign fan of SMAP that cannot see, ask non-foreign fan of SMAP friend to record! ^__^
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| だれかな？ |
[21 Mar 2003|02:40pm] |
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Other day I come in to work at Fuji Terebi for rehersing of the SMAPxSMAP, and strangest thing awaken! Guards all very worry, say me "Mr. Katori!!!1 Are you okay??" I look at funny and say yes, Shingo is okay! They say me they are the worried because on Monday it seem that many strange foreign fan of SMAP come to studio, act like ninja. One group try give lumpy package to reception girl, they think it is explosive and tell go away. Other group guard must push away from door. They think it is the terror, because SMAP is symbol of world peace, like pigeons!!1 But I think it is just the foreign fan friend of SMAP friend for visit. I am sorry we did not meet. T_T
Also in Shingo's privates, the love situation is the good-getting, I think maybe. Wish the luck!!!! ^__^
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[10 Mar 2003|05:47pm] |
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Also I must be saying: I not know what happen to goro_smap's cats. Not at all!!!1
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| What should I do, tell me? |
[10 Mar 2003|05:25pm] |
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Hello, foreign fan of SMAP friend!!! It has been the long time, yes? Shingo is very sorry, but it has been very busy. A rittle while ago, I go on bus tour of Tokyo with other foreign fan of SMAP friend, for SmaSTAY. It was funny, they are foreign fan of SMAP friend but not know who SMAP are. They call me Mr. Shingo and say my English very good ^___^ Brazilian lady try maybe rape me and it was scary, but I aslo get many free snacks from nice shop man, so it was a good day. I leanr many thing about Japan I did not know. There are a lot of things I do not know!1 Like why Goro-chan is always getting caught in the affairs. Goro-chan, I can teach you!
Thing with Tsuyopon are so-so. We talk and have the relation-fixing love. He is very exciting and happy, that make me also happy too. But since the birthday, Mori-kun and I have still been talking, I am afraid Tsuyopon will be angry. It is just talking!!!1 And sometimes the riding bike but where is the bad in that? I remember when all of SMAP would ignore my phone call and not play with me but Mori-kun would always play. It is that that cannot be the forget. Why is the Five True Love so against the Six True Love? Kimura-kun is marry to ugly lady and no one get angry, but it is the problem for me to ride on Mori-kun's bike? I do not understand, it harder than why Ginza is named Ginza (hint: not where silver peoples sit!!1). T__T
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| また久しぶりだな。。。 |
[05 Feb 2003|03:51pm] |
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Hello, friend and foreign fan of SMAP friend!! ^___^ Thank you for the birthday happiness wishing. I was very happy and shook!!! I not post for many day, but birthday became much gooder than begin. Mori-kun come pick me up on motorbike, I was very scared for different reason but it was everything ok. Even felt like older time when Mori-kun was already inside the SMAP. I think before, "Shingo Katori! What do you do?? This is man who make Nakai-kun cry like girl, take half talent of SMAP away and never write!! You cannot forgive!!" but when I see him at door smile I regretfully forgived.
After long day with many confusion and depressings, having hot shaken metal between legs was very vigorous. Then we get on motorbike. A joke!!!!!1 ^_______^ Any ways, Mori-kun take me to dinner. It was Mexican restaurant, they make me wear very big hat with name I forget. I ask for mayonaise on my hahita, the waitress think it very strange but very delicioused!!!1 It make Mori-kun laugh very much. He tell me all about his racing and other thing. I aks about Antartika, he not understand, this must be just the rumor.
He ask about everyone in the SMAP, I tell about Kimura-kun`s babys and Nakai-kun`s new moving wall house, and then we move to Goro-chan and Tsuyopon... the quiet beginned. Goro-chan is always Five True Love friend but now is the strange feel by fault of punish game. But Mori-kun say very true thing: Goro-chan always the slut, why now be angry for being Goro-chan? Next would I want Kimura-kun get new bellybutton or Nakai-kun perfect singing? SMAP with talents? Do not hate for the natural. Mori-kun make me thinking. I am sorry for anger, Goro-chan, it was bad. Are we the repaired relation? Now maybe I get birthday present!! Ha ha, another joke!! ^____^
But then he ask on Tsuyopon, I very quiet and not knowing what to say. Suddenly mayonaise taco not seem so delicious. I in last tell Mori-kun everything, he hug and funny Mexico hat fall off into gwakomori (how is this green things spelled??). Very support, he take me home and we talk many hour. It was very nicely. But now I am confusion! What does I do? I miss Tsuyopon very much but lately is the hurting more than the explosive head. Is it the bad treating, or is it fault of Shingo`s jealous? What should I do, tell me? T___T
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| Happy Birthday to me!11 |
[31 Jan 2003|02:30pm] |
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Yes it is my, Shingo Katori, birthday! I am 26 year today. But it is not starting as goodest birthday, I am saddened. T_T Tsuyopon still sick and cranky, so he kick me out. Nakai-kun call me and say happy birthday because he is leader, but Kimura-kun too busy looking at starkodama-san on bicycle, I hear, so he not say anything yet. T_T Goro-chan and Shingo still are the angered shaving restriction so there is maybe no wish of birthday happiness. Just hour ago, I think, "Shingo Katori! Is this the lonely of adult birthdays??" There is no longer the parties and fire-breath clown.
But!!!1 I suddenly hear keitai ring, and it is SUPER SUPERISE!!! I not meet for long time, but Mori-kun is the calling for me!!1 He say happy birthday, and wanting to meet. Tonight is long-time-since meeting, I am everywhere the excitement. ^__^ Tsuyopon probably get jealousy, but so many message not same. "You are my lionheart, Shingo-chan." "Go away, horse-deer!" And then he still climb mountain with Goro-chan and not understand why I buy razors for cat. On man's birthday, love should not be this much stress!! Do you not think so?
I must go, pick cloth for meeting Mori-kun. Wish me luck!!11
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[29 Jan 2003|06:16pm] |
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I am verry tired today. It is not the insomnia, it is Tsuyopon. He is sick, and always I must come with the caring. I not mind, but I am busy with the work and also the help. Yesterday I come to Tsuyopon's house dress like Shingo Mama, but he not even say おっはー back. He groan and say "Shingo, you horse-deer! I told you I have headache!" and so it was lonely day. I make him the breakfast, he cannot eat because teeth also hurt? It is like the song!! Do you remembering? 「歯が痛い、キスも出来ない」...it become the truth. I become the sad. Spend 40 minute in Tsuyopon's bathroom, I think he not notice!
Oops.
Anyway, with the work and the sick Tsuyopon and mountain stress, I have not much sleep. I think Thane-san is making the funny call to my keitai. Last night it ring at 3am, and I answer, only hear heavy breathing, then hang up. What can it be? I think. But number is Thane-san's. thanecamus, leave me alone!!!1 You and black army and genki demon Hello Project will never win. SMAP is made of dreams and candy and kittens. Or so drunk girl tell me on train one day. Do you think it is true?
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Again it is that I have the insomnia (again thanks skeets! ^__^). But it is not so bad on the Saturday. At least Today is 26st day of January. On 31st it is the birthday of me, Shingo Katori!! Are you excitement feeling? I believe I may be!! I will be 26 year old, if I am girl I would be Christmas Cake!!! Luckily I am only girl part of time, and other time I am super idol genius man of SMAP. I am so lucky, am not?
But above this, I also have nervous feel. I really do not want Tsuyopon on the mountain with Goro-chan. I want more explosive head. And Thane-san is the very worrisome. He more obsess on Morning Musume than Tsuyopon's bird in Food Fighto. What should I do? Tell me!!
Right now I am very hungry. Mayonaise time!!!1
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| 懐かしいな。。。 |
[22 Jan 2003|09:21pm] |
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thanecamus-san is still being the evil. He threaten SMAP with calling of Morning Musume!!! Goro-chan, Tsuyopon, what will we do?? T_T What if he attack while climbing mountain, only 3 true love to fight evil? This is the worry of today's Shingo Katori.
Today I look through closet, find old picture arbums of SMAP. I recieved the surprise and amusement!!1 I begin to inside SMAP when still child, the golden orbs still had not lowering. Very long time before!!1 So picture was very wrong than today. Nakai-kun even handsome, amazing long time before!! Also, Mori-kun was in picture... that was very remembering. I am missing Mori-kun, he was the good friend but then follow dream, make Nakai-kun cry like little girl. So sad!!1 I wonder what he do now? I hear story on foreign fan of SMAP friend journal that he is in Antarctica. I do not understand, is there racetrack there? Do you know where I can send letter?
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[21 Jan 2003|11:31pm] |
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Still is bored, add more foreign fan of SMAP friends. Hello, foreign fan of SMAP friends! ^__^
Today I argue with thanecamus-san. I know before he mean to other foreign fan of SMAP, especially those of the black, but I find today he is also evil! Be aware! Also talk some with goro_smap, he finally use livejournal, I am the happy. But he talk about share sleeping bag with tsuyoshi_smap during punish game!!1 I tell him if he touch Tsuyopon I shave cats, but he treaten me with Bob Sapp. T_T What to do? I think maybe I visit Goro-chan when he invite, but then he give same invite to Thane-san, so I think he very slut. What does I do? Kimura-kun busy making many babies, only leave Nakai-kun. I like Nakai-kun very much, but...
Maybe I call nice Russian model girl I meet on Christmas special with Sanma-san. I was happy she like me, least annoying girl out of all. Kimono girl was the boring, ugly teeth girl want rape poor Kimura-kun, everyone was the noisy. I say before, Japanese fan of SMAP very lively and this is good, but it hurts the ears!! T_T Foreign fan of SMAP sometime not as loud, also bigger. I am big for Japanese person, so this is good for me. I think my big is what scare Gackt-chan when he meet Shingo Mama. ^_^; What to do?
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| good afternoon!!! |
[21 Jan 2003|04:11pm] |
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Again, I am on the break and it is very boring. I think, "I would like to make more of the foreign fan of SMAP friends!" So I am adding more people to the list of friends, who have the similar interest of SMAP. I hope you do not mind! ^__^ If you do not know, hello! I am SMAP! I am practicing the English for ベラベラ, and so Thane Camus-san stop making fun of me. I will be very happy if foreign fan of SMAP friend help me with the learning of the English. ^__^
I talk to Goro-chan on phone today, he say he start post in journal soon. That make me very happy, it is lonely with only I and Tsuyopon posting. If I say that, I remember -- Tsuyopon supposed to come visit today. Where is he? Last night he say he come after suddenly-live SMAPxSMAP but he never show up. I think I should call...
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| Relief! |
[21 Jan 2003|01:02am] |
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Did you all watch the suddenly-live broadcast SMAPxSMAP tonight? I hope you did, it very funnyed! We have to redo the competition game because of mysterious problem. Who is true loser? No one knowed. So we do live episode and surprise all of Japan! BEcause we are SMAP, famous comedian genius men!!!1 We have to count block and other game. I not win like other time, but I also not lose, so I am happy!! Tsuyopon and Goro-chan lose, have to do punish game. Goro-chan always lose, I think he go cry with cats tonight!! Tonight, I am sorry we play 世界に一つだけの花 again, I understand that song very bad. But it is new single, so we must all endure together! I wish the new single have been It Can't Be. Someday I will write more song, better English!!!1
I am verry bored, are other fan of SMAP friend read this now?
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[18 Jan 2003|03:21pm] |
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Today was very busy, but I have short break to say hello to fan of SMAP friend on journal! ^__^ Like I say, today is very sreepy! I have the insomnia, liek skeets teach me, and not get sleep before 6am. I have get up at 7am!!1 This was bad!!! But I drink much can coffee (not Fire Heart, sorry Kimura-kun! I want G-Watch so I correct point from Georgia Cafe Ole) and now is okay.
I see today I have even MORE friend!!1 Hello!! Thank you, I am very happy! But Gackt-chan still not add me. He not even reply to me! I never maybe kiss Gackt-chan again. T_T Also, Goro-chan still not add me also!! What is this? Tsuyopon, have you hear anything?
Everyone please be watching SmaSTATION tonight!! I know it is very boring until ベラベラ but please support me anyway!!
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Which member of smap are you?
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Look! I am me! hahaha! But I do not live with my mom, that is lie!!! I moved out last year! Butt is still insured, though. You never know what would happen! I wonder if Gackt-chan have his butt insured also. I think it is good idea...
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